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RE: (TV) greg at the grammys




Damn! I should have watched this.

Are any of you actually gonna fork over the 5 dollah fee if that does go through?

You really want to put this somewhere?  Sure, no problem.  What paper?  I
especially liked where Jon stewart was trying to hand out 5$ for his napster
downloads,
Greg

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From: tv-owner@obbard.com [mailto:tv-owner@obbard.com]On Behalf Of SCOTT
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Sent: Wednesday, February 21, 2001 11:41 PM
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Subject: Re: (TV) greg at the grammys


Greg can I put your excellent review in my friend's paper? It's good just as
it is. I was always a sucker for U2 too, even though Bono's annoying. Was
Shelby Lynne completely high? It sure looked like it to me. Jon Stewart was
pretty funny, too.

> From: g grant <grntg@yahoo.com>
> Reply-To: tv@obbard.com
> Date: Wed, 21 Feb 2001 21:29:28 -0800 (PST)
> To: tv@obbard.com
> Subject: (TV) greg at the grammys
>
> Greg at the Grammys : A real time critique (Note-Not
> spell checking artists names)
>
> Damn they already started.  No wonder those dinner
> theatre critic gigs for the local paper never panned
> out.  What?s going on here?  Oh theres Bono singing
> Beautiful Day.  I like U2 for some reason.  I was the
> first one in my high school to have the salad bowl
> haircut.  I took the jacket from Boy to the barber and
> had him style my doo after Bonos.  Hey now they are
> winning an award.  Please don?t speak Bono Vox, you?re
> an idiot.
>
> Alright, it?s Sheryl Crow and Shelby.  Sheesh the way
> they are dressed they must have just completed their
> Trailer Park 2001 tour.  Shelby is wearing tight, low
> slung leather pants and has a better beer gut then me.
> Lay off that imported Canadian beer eh Shelby?
> Sheryl?s ass looks like a bag of cement.  Well their
> acoustic yowl is over and they are announcing an
> award.  Hey it?s U2 again.
>
> Edge is saying how great things are and Bono?s
> pointing.  Fuck off Bono.
>
> A 20 second spot of the no one cares awards and we are
> off to a commercial break?lots of community freebie
> ads.  Perhaps advertisers are onto this.
>
> Back on:  Moby, Jill and Blue Men Group.  Are those
> blue guys the green guys from the IBM ads?  The blue
> guys are playing tubes.  If those tubes were so great
> why do they have 3, no 4 drummers?  Pere Ubu only had
> two drummers and these guys are no Pere Ubu.  Emmylou
> Harris stands and cheers as if to say ?see everyone,
> I?m a fan and I?m still relevant and hip to the
> scene.?
>
> Ritchie Sambora announces a great band can change the
> world.  Well not tonight as Shelby wins an award.
> Sisqou was a nominee.  Did he not tell Regis on rock
> star millionaire that his name was now Dragon or
> something?  Shelby says after 13 albums I ?git? an
> award.  She is so COOL!  Oh get me to HMV.com right
> now, I have some shoppin? to do.
>
> More winners we don?t care about for some jazz albums
> in sub-script as they announce upcoming acts.
> Branford won a few.  Did he release the only jazz
> album this year.  Oh crap I should not have mentioned
> jazz as three people just unsubscribed.  Did Bono win
> a spoken word award?
>
> Nina and Take Six sing Nat King Cole and 12 bars in
> I?m changing the channel.  On Ripley?s Believe It or
> Not, Brenda Fox, a performance artist, is feeding
> worms to her fans during one of her show worms.  Oh
> that is so GG Allin!  I bet GG was never on the, that
> corporate fascist owners team got his ass kicked by
> the Jays, Ripley's network.
>
> Back to Grammy?s ? A televised jazz award.  After mass
> confusion they realise Dianne Reaves is a no show.  Oh
> the awards committee forgot to send her bus fare.
>
> More awards in the no one cares categories.
>
> Oh oh, I am fading in and out of conciousness?Bono?s
> voice snaps me back to awake land.  They won what,
> band or album of year.  Shut-up Bono.  Great, the Edge
> is yipping nonsense again
>
> Upcoming: Eminim featuring Elton John?Okay, do tough
> urban gangsters hang out with fat, bald, touppee
> wearing middle aged men?  Hardly. There is so much
> material here?
>
> Gloria Estafan is wearing electrical tape across her
> nipples.  I?m surprised the nursing home let her out
> like this.
>
> The next half hour: more crap, more crap and more
> crap.  Some Canadian playing piano, as if 99% of the
> audience cares, what?  Was not Bryan Adams available.
> Robbie Robertson shuts out Val Kilmer, who is sporting
> a Match Box 20 do.
>
> More commercials, eventually Dolly Parton is singing
> and the banjo is just hummin away.  Perhaps Television
> would have won a Grammy if Verlaine and Lloyd would
> have had a guitar-banjo duel.  Bet they couldn't agree
> on who would play the banjo.
>
> After Dolly's song the whole show degenerates into a
> Hee Haw re-run.
>
> Greg out
>
>
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