(TV) WAY off topic, but what the heck..

["Michael Olcsvary" <olcsvary@icehouse.net>]

Why did the Chicken cross the road?  Finally, the answer....

VICE PRESIDENT GORE: I fight for the chickens and I am fighting for the
chickens right now.  I will not give up on the chickens crossing the road!
I will fight for the chickens and I will not disappoint them.

GOVERNOR GEORGE W.  BUSH: I don't believe we need to get the chickens across
the road.  I say give the road to the chickens and let them decide.  The
government needs to let go of strangling the chickens so they can get across
the road.

SENATOR LIEBERMAN: I believe that every chicken has the right to worship
their God in their own way.  Crossing the road is a spiritual journey and no
chicken should be denied the right to cross the road in their own way.

SECRETARY CHENEY: Chickens are big-time because they have wings.  They could
fly if they wanted to.  Chickens don't want to cross the road.  They don't
need help crossing the road.  In fact, I'm not interested in crossing the
road myself.

RALPH NADER: Chickens are misled into believing there is a road by the evil
tiremakers.  Chickens aren't ignorant, but our society pays tiremakers to
create the need for these roads and then lures chickens into believing there
is an advantage to crossing them.  Down with the roads, up with chickens.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.


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