(TV) jokes

[Keith Allison <keith@marquee.demon.co.uk>]

In message <3A7C6529.E49FD5FD@uswest.net>, eric s gregory
<esgregory@uswest.net> writes
>since we're on the topic:
>
>what were the last words of the drummer before he was thrown
>outta the band?
>
>"i've just written a song!"

Someone passed these on to me, I pass them on to you...!
>
What's the difference between a rock musician and a 16 in. pizza?
A:  A 16 in. pizza CAN feed a family of four.

Why did drummers leave their drum sticks on the dashboard of their cars? 
A: So they can park in the handicapped zone without getting a ticket

What happens to a girls asshole in the afternoon?
A: He goes to band practice.

A rock guitarist arrives home to find the front door open and his place
has been burglarized.  He cautiously enters, and hears moaning coming
from the closet.  When he opens it, there's his girlfriend, tied up and
covered with excrement.  He asks her what happened, and between the
sobbing she tells them that an A&R man from one of the big record
companies came by and broke down the door, had sex with her, tied her
up, shit on her and put her in the closet.  The rock guitarist is
terribly upset and says "gosh honey, that's awful, but did you get a
chance to play him our tape"?
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Keith Allison
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