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(TV) (OT) DVD recommendation--Fear of a Black Hat...



A very funny rap parody/satire ala Spinal Tap.

sample song lyrics (sorry):

You are just like me 
Im just a human 
I am just like you 
Im just a human 
We all stand or sit when we pee 
Im just a human just a human being 
When I doo-doo is my shit not brown 
its a universal thing we all flush it down 
And when you wipe do you look at the tissue 
most folks do, it aint even an issue 
Hot stuff makes it burn comin out 
I bet everyone knows what Im talkin about 
Cause we are all one race on this planet 
we all burp and fart, and thats the way God planned
it 
So dont act like your superior 
eat something bad an just like me youll get diarrhea 
Cause black, white, yellow, red, brown or gold 
our shit all comes from the same little hole 

You are just like me 
Im just a human 
I am just like you 
Im just a human 
We all stand or sit when we pee 
Im just a human just a human being 

Like most humans in my car I pick my nose 
weve all mined a rock or two Id suppose 
The nose might be white when you reach to clean 
but red, yellow, brown or black the boogers still
green 
An sometimes its anchored to some snot 
that hangs from your nose, and youre afraid its
gonna drop 
So you catch it in your hand and hope no one realizes 
youve got mucous on your hand while your driving 
So you look for a place to try and hide it 
you open up your mouth, and there you slide it 
But it aint really much for you to worry about 
cause you wont be first or last to put a booger in
your mouth 

You are just like me 
Im just a human 
I am just like you 
Im just a human 
We all stand or sit when we pee 
Im just a human 
Just a human being 

Sometimes I smell the lint from my belly button 
how could somethin so small make a stench so rotten 
At night theres always jam between my toes 
sometimes I pull it out, and thats the way it goes 
When Im alone Ill take a leak in the shower 
I bet you do it too, its only water 
I pick sleep from  my eyes and wax from my ears 
I rub the goo between my fingers and I watch it
disappear 
It might sound gross to you 
but these are the things we all do 
So shake hands with your fellow man but first 
make sure hes washed  his hands 

You are just like me 
Im just a human 
I am just like you 
Im just a human 
We all stand or sit when we pee 
Im just a human 
Just a human being 





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