Re: (TV) off topic belief

["Murray Ramone" <murrayramone@hotmail.com>]

BUSH HEAVEN

So anyway, George Bush chokes to death on a hamburger (I'm not sure if it 
was a burger king or a mcdonalds, but I dont think it was a wendys) and he 
pops up to heaven and meets st peter at the pearly gates and pete says 
"Welcome George, come on down, welcome to Heaven. Just to let you know what 
your chores are, every day when you get up, you have to make sure the pearly 
gates are nice and sparkly clean, and then the rest of the day is your own"

So Bush thinks about this and says, "every day I have to polish the pearly 
gates ?"

"yup", says peter

"for eternity ?"

"thats right"

"but", says Bush, "Why me, always ?"

and peter says, "well, youre the only one here"

> From: Keith Allison <keith@marquee.demon.co.uk>
> Reply-To: tv@obbard.com
> To: tv@obbard.com
> Subject: Re: (TV) off topic belief
> Date: Mon, 3 Mar 2003 21:07:56 +0000
>
> In message <20030303204925.24067.qmail@web21104.mail.yahoo.com>, Jay 
> <piazzasanmarco@yahoo.com> writes
> > > Plus, regardless of what Bush says -- and assuming
> > > your point is not that Bush is no authority on who
> > > does and does not get in heaven
>
> who wants to go to Heaven if it's full of people like George Bush (and, 
> presumably, run by them too)?
>
> (BTW, I'm not a Christian, I don't believe in any form of organised 
> religion or any idea of objective goodness and I think everyone should be 
> free to believe whatever nonsense they like, so I'm not trying to start a 
> fight, honest)
> --
> http://www.marquee.demon.co.uk
> "The Wonder - Tom Verlaine, Television & Stuff"
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