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Re: (TV) off topic belief



Very funny !!

> From: "Murray Ramone" <murrayramone@hotmail.com>
> Reply-To: tv@obbard.com
> Date: Tue, 04 Mar 2003 00:56:08 +0000
> To: tv@obbard.com
> Subject: Re: (TV) off topic belief
> 
> BUSH HEAVEN
> 
> So anyway, George Bush chokes to death on a hamburger (I'm not sure if it
> was a burger king or a mcdonalds, but I dont think it was a wendys) and he
> pops up to heaven and meets st peter at the pearly gates and pete says
> "Welcome George, come on down, welcome to Heaven. Just to let you know what
> your chores are, every day when you get up, you have to make sure the pearly
> gates are nice and sparkly clean, and then the rest of the day is your own"
> 
> So Bush thinks about this and says, "every day I have to polish the pearly
> gates ?"
> 
> "yup", says peter
> 
> "for eternity ?"
> 
> "thats right"
> 
> "but", says Bush, "Why me, always ?"
> 
> and peter says, "well, youre the only one here"
> 
>> From: Keith Allison <keith@marquee.demon.co.uk>
>> Reply-To: tv@obbard.com
>> To: tv@obbard.com
>> Subject: Re: (TV) off topic belief
>> Date: Mon, 3 Mar 2003 21:07:56 +0000
>> 
>> In message <20030303204925.24067.qmail@web21104.mail.yahoo.com>, Jay
>> <piazzasanmarco@yahoo.com> writes
>>>> Plus, regardless of what Bush says -- and assuming
>>>> your point is not that Bush is no authority on who
>>>> does and does not get in heaven
>> 
>> who wants to go to Heaven if it's full of people like George Bush (and,
>> presumably, run by them too)?
>> 
>> (BTW, I'm not a Christian, I don't believe in any form of organised
>> religion or any idea of objective goodness and I think everyone should be
>> free to believe whatever nonsense they like, so I'm not trying to start a
>> fight, honest)
>> --
>> http://www.marquee.demon.co.uk
>> "The Wonder - Tom Verlaine, Television & Stuff"
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