(TV) need advice re: album promotion

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Crap !
I've been roped into helping with the promotion of Richard Lloyd's
upcoming album; serves me right for opening my big mouth.

Anyone with music label promotion experience who could glance over the
enclosed merchandising sticker text , I'd be grateful. If you've
better ideas, feel free to chime in. The printer's deadline is June 1st.

Possibly getting some "endcap" commitment from Bestbuy & Costco.
Here's hoping the stickers will shift some units out in the malls &
Starbucks


STICKER TEXT:


"This CD Contains A Rare Warmth...Much Like `Depends' "


"Bursting At The Seams With A Britney-esque Joi de Vivre"


"Better Than Rapid Eye Movement..also, ...better than sex"


"This Is What `Geezer Rock" Is All About !! "


"This Album Is Endorsed By The Bradjolina Foundation:
Saving The World, One Baby At A Time"


"This Record Is So Good It Gave Jim Morrison's Corpse A Hard-On"
(this is RL's personal fav)


"The Make-Out Album Of The Century"


"Barry Manilow Did Not Write These Songs"


"Now With Value-added Milli Vanilli `vocals' "


"This Cd Shines Like A Beacon, Guiding Us Into The New Age"
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