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(TV) wacko jacko



What does Michael like best about having a 8 year old
boy in his shower?

With his hair slicked back he looks 6. 
 
How are MJ and caviar alike?
They both come on little white crackers.
 
MJ: You've got to cancel my concert tonight. I'm sick.
MJ's Manager: Whats wrong with you?
MJ: I'm sick.
MJ's Manager: You don't sound sick to me.
MJ: Yeah, well I'm sick.
MJ's Manager: Just tell me whats wrong, because you
really don't sound sick.
MJ: I just f*cked a boy in the *ss, is THAT sick
enough for you?! 
 
Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room
with their new baby son.

The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor, how
long before we can have sex?"

The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 14." 



You know Spider, you're a fuckin' mumbling, stuttering little fuck. You know that?


































		
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